This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: March 24, 2023
March 17
dude your soda rocks pic.twitter.com/E3Hl4eZSKd
— kim (@KimmyMonte) March 17, 2023
bro spent every penny he earned from The Last Of Us https://t.co/rPCIXWrmpg
— Chris? (@PrblyNotChris) March 17, 2023
On last night's @JetBlue flight, ONT-JFK: "Is anyone missing a CAT. A grey-and-white CAT." Yes I woke up for this. pic.twitter.com/XE5ywPM9x7
— Yi Shun Lai (賴儀遜) (@gooddirt) March 17, 2023
When my friend plays a song i thought they knew nothing about. pic.twitter.com/R0zGHXfbai
— . (@Unloved5x) March 17, 2023
Oh my god this loser pic.twitter.com/9LlTEsZOK2
— Stop Cop City (@JoshuaPHilll) March 18, 2023
beast mode pic.twitter.com/QQ4TyuFsOb
— pudding person (@JUNlPER) March 17, 2023
Who would you say is the *star* of Space Jam? pic.twitter.com/KhjgFYsU74
— Chris Berube (@ChrisBerube) March 17, 2023
Brian Cox taking every opportunity to denigrate method acting – the favoured technique of on-screen son Jeremy Strong, a character who desperately wants to impress his emotionally cruel father – is, wonderfully, very method. https://t.co/TVOwLw2Thm
— Nev Pierce (@nevpierce) March 17, 2023
RIP Lance Reddick, one of the only people to genuinely rattle Eric Andre pic.twitter.com/Zkjvm8FwfL
— Tom Broome-Jones (@TBroomey) March 17, 2023
started replying to job rejection emails with "lol good luck", highly recommended
— WATCH KAIPOCALYPSE NOW (@kaicomedy) March 18, 2023
https://t.co/V8FYy5T1ZE pic.twitter.com/wZq4Npqb8p
— king mommy (@old_lindsay) March 17, 2023
I wasn't prepared for the specificity with which Google answered this. pic.twitter.com/oecAIHA8lU
— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) March 17, 2023
i can't believe the can't define woke lady is also the euthanized her mom lady, the 'it's time to befriend neo nazis' lady AND the 'my kid's mask is this gross after one period' lady. that's TOO much main character energy for one person that's insane she needs to be locked up
— old tom (@YuckyTom) March 17, 2023
From the top rope https://t.co/M9YKVMjP6o
— steve albini (@electricalWSOP) March 17, 2023
— pudding person (@JUNlPER) March 18, 2023
the FBI think they slick https://t.co/R0zPTE2rLI
— Corn ✧⍣ (@upblissed) March 17, 2023
March 18
https://t.co/1bkenV7e5w pic.twitter.com/sYC7MBBgCz
— Criminalsimpsons (@Criminalsimpson) March 18, 2023
And then I paid Gilbert Gottfried to recreate it on Cameo. https://t.co/nfV5Hih054 pic.twitter.com/Y3a4xYcD3A
— Jordan VanDina (@JordanVanDina) March 18, 2023
do tennis players know if they hit the ball a little gentler their friend could hit it back and they could play longer
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) March 19, 2023
https://t.co/NXSUb5ixDw pic.twitter.com/riNDTRbtfO
— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) March 18, 2023
i love this carnivore diet guy on tiktok whose diet is so clearly killing him that his face is like seven different colors now pic.twitter.com/qTDpUxwz0B
— LeTÁRd Triller Moth (@legotrillermoth) March 19, 2023
i have many questions pic.twitter.com/3h8ghx8aEa
— beth (@bethbourdon) March 18, 2023
A homeschooled boy named after a car stood up and said I have the power of fuckman pic.twitter.com/IbssSDeR5S
— father john whiskey (@failsonA) March 18, 2023
Helpful literary criticism from my 6th grader: "If there's a dog on the cover and the book has won an award, I won't read it, because the dog definitely dies."
— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) March 18, 2023
I've been obsessed with random unnecessary quotation marks since I was a kid.
— Josh Olson (@joshuarolson) March 18, 2023
This is easily the most terrifying example. pic.twitter.com/FiDhUQk2f1
me after an orgy at the UN pic.twitter.com/raa23ytVbd
— cas ketchum (@CrappyFumes) March 18, 2023
the DJ's face when they turn one small knob pic.twitter.com/A46ZYWUsgG
— Z. Emerson 🍒 (@World0fEcho) March 18, 2023
I just started watching Dateline and my friend sent me this and now I cant take these dudes seriously damn you bill hader pic.twitter.com/HKjv5eqWNC
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) March 18, 2023
Your French coworkers, when someone adds a 3pm meeting on Friday to their calendar: pic.twitter.com/jv8UtSWI9I
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) March 18, 2023
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! pic.twitter.com/Dg66jN56Bv
— MicheleWojciechowski (@TheMicheleWojo) March 18, 2023
no way pic.twitter.com/5cJ3MZC1Jc
— manuel darquart (@manueldarquart) March 18, 2023
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