This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: March 31, 2023
March 24
17th century headline https://t.co/Uk4mIgPUKZ
— J. William James (@JWilliamJames) March 24, 2023
https://t.co/bEfgRJwbg2 pic.twitter.com/6i5ZhoRjgQ
— villalobos (@RamonVillalobos) March 24, 2023
I hope Greta Gerwig announces that BARBIE is 3 hours and 1 minute long https://t.co/CBXStDTy0i
— Emmy Potter (@emmylanepotter) March 24, 2023
I wish! That actually sounds glorious. Reverse cowgirl is exhausting 😜 https://t.co/axza1rA5Jx
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 25, 2023
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Idiocracy in real life: pic.twitter.com/7oJZdTVfTR
— Spiro's Ghost (@AntiToxicPeople) March 24, 2023
The President of the United States just scolded the Conservative caucus for not clapping for 50% women cabinets.
— Mike Gibbs (@Mikeggibbs) March 24, 2023
The Conservatives are now an international embarrassment. The whole world just saw that.
Thank you Joe! pic.twitter.com/D2RJVE88JU
— rare insults (@insultsrare) March 24, 2023
i can't get over this chatgpt interaction i had today pic.twitter.com/OzwA7jXFqR
— Brian Lee 🦇 (@BrianLeeWow) March 24, 2023
I like that this ad includes me hanging up on it pic.twitter.com/vbcwGqGNsg
— Hi it's Matt Collins (@mitchberghini) March 24, 2023
Who wants to tell her https://t.co/VBMT93PbNv
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) March 25, 2023
i absolutely believe in ageism in politics. we need a cutoff point. https://t.co/u064KuE6mB
— 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 (@heyyitsjanea) March 24, 2023
CONGRESS: now mr tiktok...is tiktok computer?
— DVS (@DVSblast) March 24, 2023
TIKTOK CEO: yea
CONGRESS (crying): please do not shrink me with your potions, i will kill anyone u say
This trial is so absurd 😭 pic.twitter.com/8cPPswllqG
— Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) March 24, 2023
this meme has done legitimate damage to this website's finances and I think thats great https://t.co/oU1eqFzYP1 pic.twitter.com/gguO5UvGiC
— Wootmaster 🦓 (@woot_master) March 24, 2023
March 25
absolute chaos pic.twitter.com/E15EcwK5Kn
— linc (@lincnotfound) March 26, 2023
France is basically a New Yorker cartoon right now pic.twitter.com/3hXW5tXpev
— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) March 26, 2023
I think I'll stand pic.twitter.com/RBMoI1hisR
— Josh, internet midboss (@dividebyjosh) March 26, 2023
losing it 😂💜 pic.twitter.com/yYEgMFMRSy
— brooke foster, 2023 edition (@lonesometoast) March 25, 2023
Guy at Trump rally claims he served in Marines. Christina Bobb says she did too and asks his MOS. He can't say. Then asks him where he served. He can't say. pic.twitter.com/UCmhdFOs30
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) March 25, 2023
Happy 7th anniversary to the best celebrity interview moment ever recorded (when Michael Shannon was asked who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman): pic.twitter.com/DzHIu6wqEs
— Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson) March 25, 2023
When we were on vacation together often we would slip into the banter of north country dressers. People begged us to stop but we wouldn't. Too much fun. David was hilarious. https://t.co/5ZwKw7rpp1
— Eric Idle (@EricIdle) March 25, 2023
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) March 25, 2023
https://t.co/RRc7f8kHJp pic.twitter.com/oafilDTSVy
— maura quint (possibly parody sometimes depending) (@behindyourback) March 25, 2023
Hahaha. https://t.co/t7Bzm0RUeU
— marc maron (@marcmaron) March 25, 2023
JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO I PROMISE ONE MORE LANE WILL FIX EVERYTHING ONE MORE LANE BRO PLEASE I SWEAR ONE MORE LANE pic.twitter.com/Mv1lCX3yvz
— Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 (@kennedytcooper) March 25, 2023
before phones what did people look at while they were driving
— Jack Corbett (@jackcorrbit) March 26, 2023
Is It Time To Start Smoking Around Babies To Build Their Immunity To Cancer? pic.twitter.com/ctdAkrsKdz
— @TheVertlartnic (@TheVertlartnic) March 25, 2023
Hey @elonmusk what's this about blue checks going away unless we pay Twitter? I've been here for 15 years giving my ⏰ & witty thoughts all for bupkis. Now you're telling me that I have to pay for something you gave me for free? What is this-the Colombia Records & Tape Club?🙄
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) March 26, 2023
incredible website pic.twitter.com/oxUlrEkte6
— yung🛠walken (@as_a_worker) March 25, 2023
it rules how conservatives don't understand how anything works https://t.co/VciTAEdOoz
— jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1) March 25, 2023
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